I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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