There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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