Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
