i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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