I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
So many bounce houses so little time
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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