Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
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