Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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