He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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