My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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