Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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