Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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