I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
time to smoke my breakfast
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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