That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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