His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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