Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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