One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize