let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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