i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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