...so i touched it.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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