WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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