Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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