Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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