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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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