operation harelip BJ is a go
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Terrible idea I love it
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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