It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I think I sprained my soul last night
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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