Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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