try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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