So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians