what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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