You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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