Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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