was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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