Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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