Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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