I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then my night got REAL pukey
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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