I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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