I want to stick my p in your. b.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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