And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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