He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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