So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP