Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(614): View more from Ohio

Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.

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(410): View more from Maryland

i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.

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(914): View more from New York

shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness

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(573): View more from Missouri

My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid

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(520): View more from Arizona

They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"

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(856): View more from New Jersey

and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time

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(425): View more from Washington

I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.

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