he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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Have fun and good luck.