There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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