I don't think brook has ever known best
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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