It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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