Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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