i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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