i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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