it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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