Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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