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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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