Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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