I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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