We're like a lot better than the average bears
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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