I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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