Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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