operation have a gay friend backfired
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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