windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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